You know it is time for school to end when a basket ball nearly takes out the building assistant on the play ground--I could smell the sweat on the ball as it grazed my nose.
And, when the custodial staff is called to the playground to remove a human turd from the slide. This was no accidental defecation it was premeditated--the night crapper wiped and left his toilet paper. We were considering summonsing a crime scene investigation to have the slide dusted for prints and to send the crap to a lab...then decided a person with such talent should be on Dave Letterman for a segment of stupid human tricks; come on, sliding and shitting at the same time--talent of an unmeasurable amount.
The final reason school needs to end is the amount of end of the year feasts is so out of control my scale can no longer register my weight gain.
2 comments:
Now that's funny!! Georgina would get a kick out of that one!
You know what is more funny is, the turd started out in one guys story as being 2 feet long when in actuality it was around 8 inches (even at that an incredible turd). I'm still trying to image the dude (it has to be a dude no chick would dare)taking the dare to shit on the slide.
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