This Week's Goal

I am just plain tired of sick family members. My sister is still trying to recover from double pneumonia and a collapsed lung. My brother is going Friday to get his testicle cyst and enlarged prostate worked on--his face looked so pained at work today I wanted to hug my baby brother.

The thing that is my biggest health goal of the week is to get my Princess A cap and gown ready by Thursday.

Strep test-negative.

Mono test-negative

Some strange tonsil bacterial infection-positive.

Course of action: horse pills and a return to the doctor on Wednesday if no change in throat pain.

I should add that King Ralph, having never before handled a sick child who was in need of medical intervention without prior instruction--admitted to the nurse he had never done this before but his wife was at work; did a fabulous job taking the reins on this one. Got to give credit where credit is due.

Bridge Crossing

Princess A, I was going to wait till Thursday to write you some heartfelt words of reflection but, I have decided that since tomorrow is officially your final day as a high school student I would tell you what my heart is singing.

Truth is I have been tinkering with my letter to you for about a week. I would type, delete, type again only to delete once more. I had intention of telling you how exciting it has been watching you grow from the tiny helpless, naive being you were to the young adult you are now. I was going to tell you how summers of you riding your bike, with and without training wheels, in your bikini and cowboy boots engraved a spot on my heart. The thought crossed my mind to tell you how you embraced sisterhood always being a role model and taking your place in life as our guinea pig with...well you hardly ever complained when we screwed up on you and fixed the mistake, error with your sisters. I wanted to tell how when you boarded the school bus for that first day of Kindergarten, in Mrs. Bingaman's class--in your dress, with your new white sneakers, your two French braids and a back pack that weighed as much as you did. Maybe I would have told you that it was fun being your Girl Scout leader, laughing with all the girl's as we camped out, sold gads of cookies...

Then I stopped deleted again.

Maybe I should tell you I feel blessed that I was one who could read your heart when friendships weren't going just like you wanted--I gave you shoulder to cry on and my arms to hug you. Somehow, through all the trials and tribulations of teenagehood you came out a stronger more mature young lady.

Would you like for me to reflect on the moments when you felt "trapped" in the car and had to dreadfully indulge me as we had "the talks"?

Perhaps I could I write about how your father and I never wanted you to feel different than anyone else, that we never made issue of the slight flaw God placed upon you. Instead we chose to instill faith as the corner stone of your life. Because of that you have the incredible strength of a spider's silk. No matter how many surgeries you had to have, no matter how many times those surgeries didn't produce the result intended--you just pulled up boot straps and carried on as though eye sight was not laborious. You showed me what a hero is made of.

The idea crossed my mind to write about how it was exciting to watch you go off on your first date, or drive off to school, license in hand, thrilled not to have to ride the bus any longer. Maybe I wanted my words to connote how your fashion was always a statement of Vogue. How Harper's Bizarre fanned across the table always lending hand to a sparkle in your eye (and a drain in both our wallets). How the sound of the flute from behind your bedroom door filled the house with the joy only music can cast. Or the excitement you had when the band won first place in a competition. Parading down Colorado Blvd. in the Rose Parade. What about reflecting on your stellar scholar.

I considered reflecting on all the great trips we have taken as a family. The songs we made you learn so to be a fully rounded music lover--from Patsy Cline to Queen's greatest hits, knowing every word to all those great classic tunes.

To laughing at me and with me. Knowing it was always with love.

No. No that is not what I decided I really want to say. Instead I want to say this, they are the words of Dan [Burns] in Real Life: so instead of asking our young people what are your plans, what do you plan to do with your life. Maybe we should tell them this...plan to be surprised.

The world awaits you Alee Marie. Now go, go and be surprised!

And know...you are loved!

Reunion of Another Kind

I started my morning with the annual, customary and somewhat required appearance at the school district carnival. Princess A being a senior took the out on rising early to add a touch of flute to the band's musical march down the street. M however had do to her duty with band as a member of the color guard. So there I stood street side as a spectator.

We left D at the carnival to enjoy friends, nasty carny rides, foods and sun (something we aren't use to these days). She had a blast.

The rest of us went to King Ralph's family reunion.

If I may, I would like to share a few things you should never hear at a family reunion:

Unknown relative: there sure are a lot of good dessert here

Another unknown relative: ya but I am here for the good looking women

Eeeeeekkkkk! Does this nut case not realize he is at a family reunion. M was concerned family members with 5 arms and 2 heads were the future of her father's family.

Then as I sat quietly listening I hear a gentleman tell another, "I married into the family I made a bad mistake". I was about to see if there was a lawyer amongst us to help ease this poor soul's misery.

The thing that gets us all is there is no mixing of the clans. King Ralph's family reunion is derived from his grandmother and her two sisters. It is a silent rule that you do not fraternize with the other sister's families. It like the Bloods and The Crips--best to separate to keep harmony. Truth is we are the fun bunch. We had thermoses of pina coldas and strawberry daiquiris. We had hoosier golf , washers and the dice game Left-Right-Center. The other clans watched like hawks about to attack there prey as we played hoosier golf. As soon as we finished and walked away they pounced at the opportunity to play. Same with the washers. We invited some other clan members to join us for our dice game...can't have that communing of the clans, besides they were busy enjoying standing one guy in front of a pitching net and pelting him with wiffle balls. Next year I say we wear t-shirts and bandannas to state which gang we belong to.

But, I am saving my favorite family reunion ditty for last. There was a man in a suit. At the park. Under the pavilion. Everyone else was wearing shorts and t-shirts; it was 84* outside, with bright, blazing sunshine. Finally I said "what's with the dude in the suit". It turns out it was Cousin Roy, who thinks he may die at any moment and wants to be prepared in dress should he--in the words of Fred Sanford, have the big one. Since the reunion was at Jefferson Barracks Park, also the home our our national cemetery we figured there was sure to be a fresh dug hole somewhere should he decide to go and make use of his perfectly good twenty-five year old suit.

Only in the King's family can you experience a reunion like that!

White Shirt

White shirt. What does this mean? It means I am going to have to get really good at getting coffee stains out of Sergeant Sausage Fingers, I mean Lieutenant...OMG what will we rename King Ralph when he is dressed for work? I suppose the girls and I have a little self imposed homework. And, King Ralph needs to do a little shopping for his new uniform piece.

Things That Should Not Be

Some things in life just shouldn't be.

Like:
- Gas $3.80 a gallon. Plain absurd!
- Gas station soda fountain out of diet coke on a Monday morning. A girl needs her caffeine!!
- "Funday" on Monday. It sets the tone for a crazy wild week in elementary school.
- Senior Night Awards Ceremony lasting 3 hours. It was just a taste of what is to come...the evil of your last name beginning with the letter "A".
- Having to make up snow days but, the seventh grade class taking a field trip to Six Flags. Somewhat of an oxy moron.
- M & D constantly bickering. Makes me want to sing Berlin Irving's; "Sisters, sisters, there were never such devoted sisters...Caring, sharing ev'ry little thing that we are wearing"
- King Ralph still not passing his kidney stone nine days after it reared its ugly face. Five more days and the talk will be going into retrieve.
- Receiving e-notes from the middle school principal which opens with this line-- "only 95 days till school starts".
- Princess A only having a week of high school left. Where did time go?
- Rain. Rain. And more rain. Enough!!!

Mother's Day

Some things remain unwavering and rather typical on Mother's Day. Like, we young mothers cook for the senior mothers--while our men stand close by watching. Watching us clean the kitchen and do dishes. Men!

This year we had a progressive dining Mother's Day. Brunch at our house--egg casseroles, potato casseroles, fruit salad, pancakes (which I have to say D made every pancake to perfection on that griddle minus any assistance). Then I napped. For two and half hours. The best gift any mom can get. Next it was on to the King's sister's house for snacks, Wii (my first experience, bowling is the bomb),BBQ and a pina colado, a pina colada, a pina colado, a pina colado. Hey now, sometimes a mom deserves four pina colados with an extra shot of rum on each.

Overall it was a good Mother's Day.

The only thing that could have made it better is--if D had cleaned her room and M & D would clean there bathroom (hint, hint girls).

Connecting by Text

My usual morning routine this week is to grab my cell and text my sister to check on her progress. Here's our text script.

Me: Morning how u feel'n

Sister: Doc came in an sed if i cud do cartwheel straight into splits in hallway by 2moro i will get 2 go home!!!

Me: Is that w/ or w/o O2

Sister: off oxygen

Me: Guess u r stay'n in hospital lol


Then while I am at work she begins her usual I-am-tired-of-lying-in-this-hospital-bed text of pictures--which are waiting for my viewing pleasure when my work day is over. Yesterday I got a picture of her head with her O2 tubes and a caption that read "all dressed up and no where to go!!" Followed by a picture of her stomach, a HUGE bruise and a caption: "one of my many bruises from my twice daily heperin shots!" Let me just say it ain't so pretty. Today's picture was of sister in her hospital gown, bed and a big dog, captioned: "a cute dog came and visited me in the hospital! Made me happy!"

I have to say the picture of my sister and a therapy dog is progress alone. Monday I was receiving pictures of a jug of green frothy fluid drained from her collapsing lung.

The evening came and the texting began again.

Me: Do u get released 2morrow

Sister: Thats what the plan is but Roy wants to talk to pulmonary doc first bout all the dust n wood cuttin in basement. He thinks that cud aggravate any progress. I suppose to jus do same thing at home jus lay in bed as much as possible im ready for change of scenery!"

Me: I bet u r! but the service may not b as good.

The doctor said to her to expect to be sick for nearly five weeks. I'm crossing my fingers she'll be travel ready by June 7 when we celebrate Princess A's graduation with a party.

Sister, here's to a speedy recovery!