I think my DayQuil label should read do not operate heavy machinary while taking this product...I locked my keys in the car while I was at the License Office renewing my plates. I now have tire tracks across my back from crawling under the mini-van to retrieve my hide-a-key. I suppose I should be thankful "King Ralph" stuck it under there-- I felt compelled to tell the passer-bys what I was up to so they didn't call the police on moi.

No one said being a queen would be easy...I mean lady-in-waiting.

I suppose I'll just have a shot of NightQuil to toast my day.