I am hemming color guard parade uniforms, still. If one leg is longer than the other it is probably because I am hemming with one eye open and one eye closed. Hopefully tomorrow morning the auditorium full of school district employees attending the back-to-school rally will be so tired they will have one eye open and one eye closed.
The things we do for kids...for marching band.
(It seems at this hour of the night Viagra TV commercial are in full abundance. Do you think they have proof that men suffering from a lack of are awake watching TV at this ridiculous hour?)