I sent this text to my friend:
February 5, 2014
Dear Snow Shovel and Snow Boots:
I wanna break up with you! I just don't want to love you anymore. What do you say? Maybe we can get back together in a year, but for now I think we really could use a some time apart.
With warmest affection,
She told me to let her know if I heard back from my snow shovel and boots. Imagine my surprise when yesterday I did.
February 9, 2014
I beg of you, don't say goodbye
Can't we give our love another try
Come on baby, let's start a new
'Cause breaking up is hard to do
Dear Snow Boots (and Snow Shovel)
I call "uncle!" You win!!
That's right folks, shoveled another two inches of snow. Uhg!