I just told King Ralph that Lorraine passed away...this is how it went.
Me: I was just texting the girls that my grandma's roommate Lorraine died.
King Ralph: (standing, focused on the Blues game, staring at the TV, never letting eyes stray from the game...speaks in a monotone voice) Aaaaaahhhhh, that's a shame. She hated that roommate anyway.
Me: Truth. Spoken with such compassion.
From what I hear, turns out Lorraine wasn't so bad after all. The new roommate got the boot already. Phyllis is a favorite patient at Manor Care. If Phyllis ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.