The hardest part of mothering is hoping you say the right thing to your child. My quote for M this day is " You must be proud to be different. Your only shame is to have shame".
I think no matter how many e-notes the middle school principal sends out there will remain parents who will never understand the concept of the car pool lane and how to make to it flow a wee-bit faster. This is why I seldom drop off in the morning. (Praise be to the big yellow bus!)
Will this house ever truly possess enough feminine product? I think answer is never when one needs it.
Why did the dog have to chew--to the point of total destruction--MY shoe?
Is there such thing as getting enough sleep?
Why can't some company that produces sandwich bags package them in boxes of 10,000?
Why can the kids pack for a trip but never unpack?
Is it acceptable to go downtown for an FBI background check unshowered with a ball cap substituting for a hair-do? Because that is unquestionably the Monday plan.
Here is what I heard inside my head while I meditated... having determined it is easier to just have some powered sugar donettes and a diet coke than find answers to these questions.
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There is NO SUCH THING as getting enough sleep! I WISH!
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