Sunday, September 09, 2007

Brit, can you really sing?

How can I sleep tonight without commenting on the VMA choice of Brittany Spears for the opening? I can't so I will comment.

Britney just got beat up in our living room.

One, she totally lip synced the whole song!
Two, her butt cheeks didn't fit her sparkly black ensemble...although there wasn't much to the ensemble, typical Brit T & A.
Three, she lacked any sign of emotion that evoked she was enjoying her little comeback--dead in the face.
Four, nice spray tan.
Five, her weave didn't match her roots.
Six, Gimme More...that's what the backup dancer said after he grabbed her breast.

Gimme More? No that was more than enough Gimme for this gal!

Then Sarah Silverman came out and totally, totally dissed I-have-gone-off-the-edge-Britney--ouch!

4 comments:

Tanya said...

Thanks for the link to the video on Swishy's blog. Poor Britney. I feel sorry for her. not sorry enough to buy an album, but sorry enough that I would be her friend. Take her to the store to buy clothes that cover her body enough and convince her that when she is known for her dancing and singing, she needs to actually do that when she's on stage.

JODI said...

I think poor Brit may be beyond helping...or should I say wanting help. She actually looks as if she enjoys a train wreck life style to one of a balanced respectable career.

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