I had three adorable girls sitting by my desk
Student: Are the high school cheerleading coach?
Me: Oh my gosh no, if I was the high school cheer coach the cheerleaders would be a hot mess!
Student: Well you have a cheer jacket on your chair.
Me: Oh ya, on the occasion that I am cold (which is often) I become Crys-tal, middle school cheerleader.
Student: Do you have a daughter who is a cheerleader?
Me: Oh no, my daughters are all in their twenties (well D will be twenty in 17 days, close enough)
Me: Do I look to young to have daughters in their twenties?
Me: So how old do I look? Like I am in my thirties?
Student: Uh ya!
Me: Mr. Principal be nice to these girls they think I look like I'm thirty.
Mr. Principal: (Looks at me and shakes his head)
Me: Hey now be nice or....
And that my friends is when middle school is a great place to work.