After we made a purchase at Nordstrom in the shoe department I stood there and gazed around. This is the conversation that I had with King Ralph...
Me: I swear when I die I want heaven to be the Nordstrom's shoe department
KR: This is hell.
ME: The shoes are delicious! It is heavenly here.
KR: Really?
Me: Yes, I'm serious.
KR: Well if I woke up and the shoe department was heaven then I would be in hell.
This my friends is why I usually go to the mall without my better half, and why he goes to Lowe's and Home Depot without me.
2 comments:
Sheesh. They just don't get it, do they? Hell to me would be Nordstrom's shoe department with no money.
Lin: I agree!
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