As of right now my spring break is being spent in the long underwear I went to bed in last night. I won't lie--I'm loving every second of it! Aside from brushing my teeth any regular daily hygiene has been purposely passed on. I rise only to retrieve food. A fuel source I need so my finger does not lose strength when channel surfing the TV--all TVs in the house, depending on the room I flop in when I decide to move.
I had a really stressful day at work yesterday. When most folks in the building left at noon I was there till past four o'clock--counting, numbering, recording, counting, numbering, recording....
When the phone rang just as I finished and the voice on the other end said let's go get a drink--I jumped at the invitation. A margarita and two pitchers later the stress in my shoulders and my crippled writing hand felt relaxed.
As we sat around the table at our usual watering cantina chatting about--toilet paper and how it always seems to run out...my friend returns from the bathroom and plunks a fresh roll she nabbed from the ladies room on the table in front of me. Was I mortified or did I laugh? I think both. Then I quickly stuffed the roll in King Ralph's jacket pocket; ever so thankful he decided to join us for our Friday-night-stress-reliever-spring-break-kick-off-fun.
My kids are wiping with that roll of stolen toilet paper. What is the penalty for this crime?
4 comments:
I like your friend who steals toilet paper! I went to my cousin's wedding years ago and stole a glass--stuffed it my purse like the old college days. You had to see my sister-in-law drinking beer after beer to get the same glass (it had a logo) from the bar so she could steal one too. It was a riot!! Good for you. Oh--she never got one and mine broke one day. It was all about the fun, though! Hope work is better next week!
Lin- No work for me next week--it's Spring Break :-)
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